I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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