Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
im holly from the hills drunk
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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