Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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