well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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