Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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