Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The Olympian is in my bed
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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