There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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