Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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