At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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