I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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