lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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