it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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