When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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