i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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