K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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