ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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