thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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