ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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