I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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