im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
