I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
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