is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You can make out without kissing
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