I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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