At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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