Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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