Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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