in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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