nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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