It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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