Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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