i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize