I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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