Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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