We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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