I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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