I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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