i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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