At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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