I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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