just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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