i think i have two assholes
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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