i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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