Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Randomize
