You're my little dorito
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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