Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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