D3 body, D1 cock
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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