No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I see more hoeing in ur future
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