I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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