u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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