She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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