bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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