Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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