seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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