WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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