yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm at about main and main street
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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