hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
only if we run a train.
done.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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