Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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