end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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