I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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