So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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