I'm drive I can fine osifer
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Randomize
